Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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