i think my mom watched the whole time
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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