It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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