you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
oh god the rape fog is back!
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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