No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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