She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
They are going to name an STD after you.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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