Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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