It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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