bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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