Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
