remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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