Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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