She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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