What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
