Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
On Saturday, I sharted on my roommates dog while trying to make it smell my farts. Today I got security clearance to work for one of the most respected and secretive govt agencies in the US
It's the American dream
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I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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