he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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