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guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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