On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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