I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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