this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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