did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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