Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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