cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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