She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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