I feel like I'm in dance class right now
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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