If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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