Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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