ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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