I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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