I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
You can't just leave with hair like that
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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