We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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Your shirt... Was in my pants
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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