There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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