dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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