Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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