when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
My breasts were aching with rage.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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