Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
why is half of my head shaved?
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