if you like me you must not know who I am
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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