You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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