But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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