I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I think people are normalizing furries
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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