im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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