Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
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Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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