Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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