I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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