Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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