I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
someone owes me an orgasm
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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