i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
