it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Of course I have a pirate flag
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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