So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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