is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The uberlube is also flammable
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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