If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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