i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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