sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He did a backflip because drugs
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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